From the sickos that brought you PortaMonkey... now you can share in the joy of owning a fish without the stinky, slimy mess! PortaFish is the ideal pet for the person on the go who doesn't have time to care for a tank full of real guppies. Part goldfish, part piranha, PortaFish swims, eats, poops and makes baby PortaFishies (hummina, hummina!) just like a real fish, and if you're feeling particularly sick, you can even fry him up for dinner! And unlike boring goldfish, you can do all sorts of neat things like feed him human body parts or see what happens when he gets a dose of radioactive waste! Full version works for 48 hours... beam it to all your friends!
Register at www.eruptor.com/portapets -- only $4.99!

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